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You Know You're Trailer Trash When... Post by :BMInvest Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4736

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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than than your wife

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

If anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!"

You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels

You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You think loading the dishwasher - means - getting your wife drunk.

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