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Whisky Or... Post by :karesh Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2619

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Jock and an Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached.

"May I get you something?" she asked.

"Aye, a whusky," Jock replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one.

"Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"

Jock  hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"

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