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Where Does It Hurt? Post by :arscott44 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1065

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Where Does It Hurt?

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped
andbleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some
questions?

Girl: OK

Medic: What's your name?

Girl: Sharon

Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?

Sharon: Yes

Medic: Where are you bleeding from?

Sharon: Romford, mate?

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