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True Embarrassing Moments Post by :jimlooper Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1890

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True Embarrassing Moments

I walked into a hair salon with my husbandand three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for ashampooand a blow job?" - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin T

An insurance man visited me at home to talkaboutour mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me,andI wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to runandget me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of ourguest. - Kate Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC

I was taking a shower when my 2 year oldsoncame into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although hemade a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots.They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each ofour Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture,laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I staredatthe photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I hadcaptured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera! - NameWithheld

I was at the golf store comparingdifferent kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had beenusing. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of thegood looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could helpme. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
with men's balls."- Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

My sister and I were at the mall andpassedby a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the displaycase, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,"No,I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically,theboy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away.- Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

A lady picked up several items at a discountstore. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of heritemshad no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on theintercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANETHIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear ofthe store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." Ina businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANTTHE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH AHAMMER?" - NameWithheld

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom," she screamed. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." - NameWithheld

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