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School Play Post by :lazerbri Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :3289

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School Play

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their firstschool play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play.

The first little boy was tosay "My fair maiden....I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul withhope".

The second little boy was to reply by saying "Hark!a pistol shot."

Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were abit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled withgrown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and toremember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain roseand looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified! .

They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. Thefirst boy yelled out those unforgettable words............

"My fair maiden....I have come to kiss your snatch!.. and fill your holewith soap."

The second boy screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a potof sh*t, horse sh*t, cow sh*t, bull sh*t....I never wanted to be in thislousy play anyway..."

The audience left howling.

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