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Q. Name something a blind person might use
A. A sword

Q. Name a song with moon in the title
A. Blue Suede Moon

Q. Name a bird with a long neck
A. Naomi Campbell

Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch
A. A burglar

Q. Name a famous brother and sister
A. Bonnie & Clyde

Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A. A horse

Q. Name something that floats in the bath
A. Water

Q. Name something you wear on the beach
A. A deckchair

Q. Name something Red
A. My cardigan

Q. Name a famous cowboy
A. Buck Rogers

Q. Name a number you have to memorize
A. 7

Q. Name something you do before going to bed
A. Sleep

Q. Name something you put on walls
A. Roofs

Q. Name something in the garden that's green
A. Shed

Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A. A bicycle with wings

Q. Name something you might be allergic to
A. Skiing

Q. Name a famous bridge
A. The bridge over troubled waters

Q. Name something you do in the bathroom
A. Decorate

Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A. A dog

Q. Name something associated with the police
A. Pigs

Q. Name a sign of the zodiac
A. April

Q. Name something slippery
A. A conman

Q. Name a kind of ache
A. Fillet 'O' Fish

Q. Name a food that can be brown or white
A. Potato

Q. Name a jacket potato topping
A. Jam

Q. Name a famous Scotsman
A. Jock

Q. Name another famous Scotsman
A. Vinnie Jones (English Footballer... not so famous)

Q. Name something with a hole in it
A. Window

Q. Name a non-living object with legs
A. Plant

Q. Name a domestic animal
A. Leopard

Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
A. Knee

Q. Name a way of cooking fish
A. Cod

Q. Name a famous royal
A. Mail

Q. Name a dangerous race
A. The Arabs

Q. A job a working dog does
A. Slave

Q. A type of large cat
A. Persian

Q. A type of record
A. Floppy disc

(To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman)
Q. A food that can be easily eaten without chewing
A. Er, chips?

Q. Something you beat
A. An apple

Q. Something slippery
A. A con-man

Q. A form of transport you can walk around in
A. My foot

Q. A method of securing your home
A. Put the kettle on

Q. Something a cat does
A. Goes to the toilet

Q. An animal beginning with the letter B
A. Bullfrog

Q. The last thing you take off before going to bed
A. Your feet

Q. Something that makes you scream
A. A squirrel

Q. Something with a red light on it
A. A Dalek (monster in Brit sci-fi series Dr. Who)

Q. Something you open other than a door
A. Your bowels.

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