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Islamabubbas Post by :ilovemoney Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2242

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ATLANTA (Aug 16th) - The governors of Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race:

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba

Mohammed Jethro Bin Tinkin Bout It

Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba

Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba

Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat

Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl

Linda Sue Bin Dare Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple:

Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin

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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged their joint venture with the US automakers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the automakers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were "AAAGGGGGHHHH!" Only the state of Texas was different 89.3% of the final words were "Hey Y'all, watch this!......"

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Y’allbonics – How to speak Southern HEIDI - noun - GreetingHIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.Usage - “Heidi, Hire yew?” BARD - verb - Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”Usage “My brother bard my pick-up truck.” JAWJUH - noun - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.Usage - “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pick-up truck.” BAMMER - noun - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.Usage - “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20 000 000 in improvements.” MUNTS - noun - A calendar division.Usage - “My brother from Jawjuh Bard my pick-up truck an’ I ain’t heard