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Ghetto Spelling Bee Post by :Jon_Kogan Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4104

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Ghetto Spelling Bee

If you are not familiar with Ebonics (AAVE-African American Vernacular English), this will probably fly over your head!

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ...

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but that bit*h rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I missdisappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and saidpenis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it looksfake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho who live in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, Iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, "You plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" She say "Fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

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