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Family Inheritance Post by :bytor500 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1975

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Family Inheritance

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting amall. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. Iain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r whatit is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady ina wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The wallsopened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The wallsclosedand the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above thewalls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached thelast number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-oldblonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to hisson, "Boy, go git yer Ma."

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