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Clyde Christ? Post by :coolit Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2076

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Clyde Christ?

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"

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