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Bad Q & A's Post by :james_allen Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1759

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Bad Q & A's

Q:What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A:A fsh

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. Why don't chickens wear underwear?
A. Because their pecker is on their head.

Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?
A: It megahertz.

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A:An elephant rolling down a hill with a dandelion in its mouth.

Q:Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
A: One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Q: How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
A:Wi' Jammin.

Q: What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
A:Hope you like Jammin too.

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A:Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

Q: Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
A:Because he couldn't concentrate.

Q: What's ET short for?
A:Because he's only got little legs.

Q:What do prisoners use to call each other?
A:Cell phones.

Q:What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Q:What is the difference between a snowman and snow-woman ?

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What do you call an empty bottle of Cheeze-Whiz?
A: Cheeze-Was.

Q: What do invisible babies drink?
A: Evaporated milk.

Q:Why was the mummy tense and stressed?
A: He was all wound up.

Q:Why are skeletons scared?
A: They're easily rattled.

Q:Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?
A: It over swept.

Q:Did you hear about the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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