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Martin Chuzzlewit - Chapter TWENTY-FOUR Post by :paulzaiter Category :Long Stories Author :Charles Dickens Date :January 2011 Read :1788

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Martin Chuzzlewit - Chapter TWENTY-FOUR

REPORTS PROGRESS IN CERTAIN HOMELY MATTERS
OF LOVE, HATRED, JEALOUSY, AND REVENGE


'Hallo, Pecksniff!' cried Mr Jonas from the parlour. 'Isn't

somebody a-going to open that precious old door of yours?'

 

'Immediately, Mr Jonas. Immediately.'

 

'Ecod,' muttered the orphan, 'not before it's time neither. Whoever

it is, has knocked three times, and each one loud enough to wake

the--' he had such a repugnance to the idea of waking the Dead, that

he stopped even then with the words upon his tongue, and said,

instead, 'the Seven Sleepers.'

 

'Immediately, Mr Jonas; immediately,' repeated Pecksniff. 'Thomas

Pinch'--he couldn't make up his mind, in his great agitation,

whether to call Tom his dear friend or a villain, so he shook his

fist at him PRO TEM--'go up to my daughters' room, and tell them

who is here. Say, Silence. Silence! Do you hear me, sir?

 

'Directly, sir!" cried Tom, departing, in a state of much amazement,

on his errand.

 

'You'll--ha, ha, ha!--you'll excuse me, Mr Jonas, if I close this

door a moment, will you?' said Pecksniff. 'This may be a

professional call. Indeed I am pretty sure it is. Thank you.' Then

Mr Pecksniff, gently warbling a rustic stave, put on his garden hat,

seized a spade, and opened the street door; calmly appearing on the

threshold, as if he thought he had, from his vineyard, heard a

modest rap, but was not quite certain.

 

Seeing a gentleman and lady before him, he started back in as much

confusion as a good man with a crystal conscience might betray in

mere surprise. Recognition came upon him the next moment, and he

cried:

 

'Mr Chuzzlewit! Can I believe my eyes! My dear sir; my good sir! A

joyful hour, a happy hour indeed. Pray, my dear sir, walk in. You

find me in my garden-dress. You will excuse it, I know. It is an

ancient pursuit, gardening. Primitive, my dear sir. Or, if I am

not mistaken, Adam was the first of our calling. MY Eve, I grieve

to say is no more, sir; but'--here he pointed to his spade, and

shook his head as if he were not cheerful without an effort--'but I

do a little bit of Adam still.'

 

He had by this time got them into the best parlour, where the

portrait by Spiller, and the bust by Spoker, were.

 

'My daughters,' said Mr Pecksniff, 'will be overjoyed. If I could

feel weary upon such a theme, I should have been worn out long ago,

my dear sir, by their constant anticipation of this happiness and

their repeated allusions to our meeting at Mrs Todgers's. Their

fair young friend, too,' said Mr Pecksniff, 'whom they so desire to

know and love--indeed to know her, is to love--I hope I see her

well. I hope in saying, "Welcome to my humble roof!" I find some

echo in her own sentiments. If features are an index to the heart,

I have no fears of that. An extremely engaging expression of

countenance, Mr Chuzzlewit, my dear sir--very much so!'

 

'Mary,' said the old man, 'Mr Pecksniff flatters you. But flattery

from him is worth the having. He is not a dealer in it, and it

comes from his heart. We thought Mr--'

 

'Pinch,' said Mary.

 

'Mr Pinch would have arrived before us, Pecksniff.'

 

'He did arrive before you, my dear sir,' retorted Pecksniff, raising

his voice for the edification of Tom upon the stairs, 'and was

about, I dare say, to tell me of your coming, when I begged him

first to knock at my daughters' chamber, and inquire after Charity,

my dear child, who is not so well as I could wish. No,' said Mr

Pecksniff, answering their looks, 'I am sorry to say, she is not.

It is merely an hysterical affection; nothing more, I am not uneasy.

Mr Pinch! Thomas!' exclaimed Pecksniff, in his kindest accents.

'Pray come in. I shall make no stranger of you. Thomas is a friend

of mine, of rather long-standing, Mr Chuzzlewit, you must know.'

 

'Thank you, sir,' said Tom. 'You introduce me very kindly, and

speak of me in terms of which I am very proud'

 

'Old Thomas!' cried his master, pleasantly 'God bless you!'

 

Tom reported that the young ladies would appear directly, and that

the best refreshments which the house afforded were even then in

preparation, under their joint superintendence. While he was

speaking, the old man looked at him intently, though with less

harshness than was common to him; nor did the mutual embarrassment

of Tom and the young lady, to whatever cause he attributed it, seem

to escape his observation.

 

'Pecksniff,' he said after a pause, rising and taking him aside

towards the window, 'I was much shocked on hearing of my brother's

death. We had been strangers for many years. My only comfort is

that he must have lived the happier and better man for having

associated no hopes or schemes with me. Peace to his memory! We

were play-fellows once; and it would have been better for us both if

we had died then.'

 

Finding him in this gentle mood, Mr Pecksniff began to see another

way out of his difficulties, besides the casting overboard of Jonas.

 

'That any man, my dear sir, could possibly be the happier for not

knowing you,' he returned, 'you will excuse my doubting. But that

Mr Anthony, in the evening of his life, was happier in the affection

of his excellent son--a pattern, my dear sir, a pattern to all sons

--and in the care of a distant relation who, however lowly in his

means of serving him, had no bounds to his inclination; I can inform

you.'

 

'How's this?' said the old man. 'You are not a legatee?'

 

'You don't,' said Mr Pecksniff, with a melancholy pressure of his

hand, 'quite understand my nature yet, I find. No, sir, I am not a

legatee. I am proud to say I am not a legatee. I am proud to say

that neither of my children is a legatee. And yet, sir, I was with

him at his own request. HE understood me somewhat better, sir. He

wrote and said, "I am sick. I am sinking. Come to me!" I went to

him. I sat beside his bed, sir, and I stood beside his grave. Yes,

at the risk of offending even you, I did it, sir. Though the avowal

should lead to our instant separation, and to the severing of those

tender ties between us which have recently been formed, I make it.

But I am not a legatee,' said Mr Pecksniff, smiling dispassionately;

'and I never expected to be a legatee. I knew better!'

 

'His son a pattern!' cried old Martin. 'How can you tell me that?

My brother had in his wealth the usual doom of wealth, and root of

misery. He carried his corrupting influence with him, go where he

would; and shed it round him, even on his hearth. It made of his

own child a greedy expectant, who measured every day and hour the

lessening distance between his father and the grave, and cursed his

tardy progress on that dismal road.'

 

'No!' cried Mr Pecksniff, boldly. 'Not at all, sir!'

 

'But I saw that shadow in his house,' said Martin Chuzzlewit, 'the

last time we met, and warned him of its presence. I know it when I

see it, do I not? I, who have lived within it all these years!'

 

'I deny it,' Mr Pecksniff answered, warmly. 'I deny it altogether.

That bereaved young man is now in this house, sir, seeking in change

of scene the peace of mind he has lost. Shall I be backward in

doing justice to that young man, when even undertakers and

coffin-makers have been moved by the conduct he has exhibited; when

even mutes have spoken in his praise, and the medical man hasn't

known what to do with himself in the excitement of his feelings!

There is a person of the name of Gamp, sir--Mrs Gamp--ask her. She

saw Mr Jonas in a trying time. Ask HER, sir. She is respectable,

but not sentimental, and will state the fact. A line addressed to

Mrs Gamp, at the BirdShop, Kingsgate Street, High Holborn, London,

will meet with every attention, I have no doubt. Let her be

examined, my good sir. Strike, but hear! Leap, Mr Chuzzlewit, but

look! Forgive me, my dear sir,' said Mr Pecksniff, taking both his

hands, 'if I am warm; but I am honest, and must state the truth.'

 

In proof of the character he gave himself, Mr Pecksniff suffered

tears of honesty to ooze out of his eyes.

 

The old man gazed at him for a moment with a look of wonder,

repeating to himself, 'Here now! In this house!' But he mastered

his surprise, and said, after a pause:

 

'Let me see him.'

 

'In a friendly spirit, I hope?' said Mr Pecksniff. 'Forgive me, sir

but he is in the receipt of my humble hospitality.'

 

'I said,' replied the old man, 'let me see him. If I were disposed

to regard him in any other than a friendly spirit, I should have

said keep us apart.'

 

'Certainly, my dear sir. So you would. You are frankness itself, I

know. I will break this happiness to him,' said Mr Pecksniff, as he

left the room, 'if you will excuse me for a minute--gently.'

 

He paved the way to the disclosure so very gently, that a quarter of

an hour elapsed before he returned with Mr Jonas. In the meantime

the young ladies had made their appearance, and the table had been

set out for the refreshment of the travellers.

 

Now, however well Mr Pecksniff, in his morality, had taught Jonas

the lesson of dutiful behaviour to his uncle, and however perfectly

Jonas, in the cunning of his nature, had learnt it, that young man's

bearing, when presented to his father's brother, was anything but

manly or engaging. Perhaps, indeed, so singular a mixture of

defiance and obsequiousness, of fear and hardihood, of dogged

sullenness and an attempt at enraging and propitiation, never was

expressed in any one human figure as in that of Jonas, when, having

raised his downcast eyes to Martin's face, he let them fall again,

and uneasily closing and unclosing his hands without a moment's

intermission, stood swinging himself from side to side, waiting to

be addressed.

 

'Nephew,' said the old man. 'You have been a dutiful son, I hear.'

 

'As dutiful as sons in general, I suppose,' returned Jonas, looking

up and down once more. 'I don't brag to have been any better than

other sons; but I haven't been any worse, I dare say.'

 

'A pattern to all sons, I am told,' said the old man, glancing

towards Mr Pecksniff.

 

'Ecod!' said Jonas, looking up again for a moment, and shaking his

head, 'I've been as good a son as ever you were a brother. It's the

pot and the kettle, if you come to that.'

 

'You speak bitterly, in the violence of your regret,' said Martin,

after a pause. 'Give me your hand.'

 

Jonas did so, and was almost at his ease. 'Pecksniff,' he

whispered, as they drew their chairs about the table; 'I gave him as

good as he brought, eh? He had better look at home, before he looks

out of window, I think?'

 

Mr Pecksniff only answered by a nudge of the elbow, which might

either be construed into an indignant remonstrance or a cordial

assent; but which, in any case, was an emphatic admonition to his

chosen son-in-law to be silent. He then proceeded to do the honours

of the house with his accustomed ease and amiability.

 

But not even Mr Pecksniff's guileless merriment could set such a

party at their ease, or reconcile materials so utterly discordant

and conflicting as those with which he had to deal. The unspeakable

jealously and hatred which that night's explanation had sown in

Charity's breast, was not to be so easily kept down; and more than

once it showed itself in such intensity, as seemed to render a full

disclosure of all the circumstances then and there, impossible to be

avoided. The beauteous Merry, too, with all the glory of her

conquest fresh upon her, so probed and lanced the rankling

disappointment of her sister by her capricious airs and thousand

little trials of Mr Jonas's obedience, that she almost goaded her

into a fit of madness, and obliged her to retire from table in a

burst of passion, hardly less vehement than that to which she had

abandoned herself in the first tumult of her wrath. The constraint

imposed upon the family by the presence among them for the first

time of Mary Graham (for by that name old Martin Chuzzlewit had

introduced her) did not at all improve this state of things; gentle

and quiet though her manner was. Mr Pecksniff's situation was

peculiarly trying; for, what with having constantly to keep the

peace between his daughters; to maintain a reasonable show of

affection and unity in his household; to curb the growing ease and

gaiety of Jonas, which vented itself in sundry insolences towards Mr

Pinch, and an indefinable coarseness of manner in reference to Mary

(they being the two dependants); to make no mention at all of his

having perpetually to conciliate his rich old relative, and to

smooth down, or explain away, some of the ten thousand bad

appearances and combinations of bad appearances, by which they were

surrounded on that unlucky evening--what with having to do this, and

it would be difficult to sum up how much more, without the least

relief or assistance from anybody, it may be easily imagined that Mr

Pecksniff had in his enjoyment something more than that usual

portion of alloy which is mixed up with the best of men's delights.

Perhaps he had never in his life felt such relief as when old

Martin, looking at his watch, announced that it was time to go.

 

'We have rooms,' he said, 'at the Dragon, for the present. I have a

fancy for the evening walk. The nights are dark just now; perhaps

Mr Pinch would not object to light us home?'

 

'My dear sir!' cried Pecksniff, 'I shall be delighted. Merry, my

child, the lantern.'

 

'The lantern, if you please, my dear,' said Martin; 'but I couldn't

think of taking your father out of doors to-night; and, to be brief,

I won't.'

 

Mr Pecksniff already had his hat in his hand, but it was so

emphatically said that he paused.

 

'I take Mr Pinch, or go alone,' said Martin. 'Which shall it be?'

 

'It shall be Thomas, sir,' cried Pecksniff, 'since you are so

resolute upon it. Thomas, my friend, be very careful, if you

please.'

 

Tom was in some need of this injunction, for he felt so nervous, and

trembled to such a degree, that he found it difficult to hold the

lantern. How much more difficult when, at the old man's bidding she

drew her hand through his--Tom Pinch's--arm!

 

'And so, Mr Pinch,' said Martin, on the way, 'you are very

comfortably situated here; are you?'

 

Tom answered, with even more than his usual enthusiasm, that he was

under obligations to Mr Pecksniff which the devotion of a lifetime

would but imperfectly repay.

 

'How long have you known my nephew?' asked Martin.

 

'Your nephew, sir?' faltered Tom.

 

'Mr Jonas Chuzzlewit,' said Mary.

 

'Oh dear, yes,' cried Tom, greatly relieved, for his mind was

running upon Martin. 'Certainly. I never spoke to him before to-

night, sir!'

 

'Perhaps half a lifetime will suffice for the acknowledgment of HIS

kindness,' observed the old man.

 

Tom felt that this was a rebuff for him, and could not but

understand it as a left-handed hit at his employer. So he was

silent. Mary felt that Mr Pinch was not remarkable for presence of

mind, and that he could not say too little under existing

circumstances. So SHE was silent. The old man, disgusted by what

in his suspicious nature he considered a shameless and fulsome puff

of Mr Pecksniff, which was a part of Tom's hired service and in

which he was determined to persevere, set him down at once for a

deceitful, servile, miserable fawner. So HE was silent. And though

they were all sufficiently uncomfortable, it is fair to say that

Martin was perhaps the most so; for he had felt kindly towards Tom

at first, and had been interested by his seeming simplicity.

 

'You're like the rest,' he thought, glancing at the face of the

unconscious Tom. 'You had nearly imposed upon me, but you have lost

your labour. You are too zealous a toad-eater, and betray yourself,

Mr Pinch.'

 

During the whole remainder of the walk, not another word was spoken.

First among the meetings to which Tom had long looked forward with a

beating heart, it was memorable for nothing but embarrassment and

confusion. They parted at the Dragon door; and sighing as he

extinguished the candle in the lantern, Tom turned back again over

the gloomy fields.

 

As he approached the first stile, which was in a lonely part, made

very dark by a plantation of young firs, a man slipped past him and

went on before. Coming to the stile he stopped, and took his seat

upon it. Tom was rather startled, and for a moment stood still, but

he stepped forward again immediately, and went close up to him.

 

It was Jonas; swinging his legs to and fro, sucking the head of a

stick, and looking with a sneer at Tom.

 

'Good gracious me!' cried Tom, 'who would have thought of its being

you! You followed us, then?'

 

'What's that to you?' said Jonas. 'Go to the devil!'

 

'You are not very civil, I think,' remarked Tom.

 

'Civil enough for YOU,' retorted Jonas. 'Who are you?'

 

'One who has as good a right to common consideration as another,'

said Tom mildly.

 

'You're a liar,' said Jonas. 'You haven't a right to any

consideration. You haven't a right to anything. You're a pretty

sort of fellow to talk about your rights, upon my soul! Ha, ha!--

Rights, too!'

 

'If you proceed in this way,' returned Tom, reddening, 'you will

oblige me to talk about my wrongs. But I hope your joke is over.'

 

'It's the way with you curs,' said Mr Jonas, 'that when you know a

man's in real earnest, you pretend to think he's joking, so that you

may turn it off. But that won't do with me. It's too stale. Now

just attend to me for a bit, Mr Pitch, or Witch, or Stitch, or

whatever your name is.'

 

'My name is Pinch,' observed Tom. 'Have the goodness to call me by

it.'

 

'What! You mustn't even be called out of your name, mustn't you!'

cried Jonas. 'Pauper' prentices are looking up, I think. Ecod, we

manage 'em a little better in the city!'

 

'Never mind what you do in the city,' said Tom. 'What have you got

to say to me?'

 

'Just this, Mister Pinch,' retorted Jonas, thrusting his face so

close to Tom's that Tom was obliged to retreat a step. 'I advise

you to keep your own counsel, and to avoid title-tattle, and not to

cut in where you're not wanted. I've heard something of you, my

friend, and your meek ways; and I recommend you to forget 'em till I

am married to one of Pecksniff's gals, and not to curry favour among

my relations, but to leave the course clear. You know, when curs

won't leave the course clear, they're whipped off; so this is kind

advice. Do you understand? Eh? Damme, who are you,' cried Jonas,

with increased contempt, 'that you should walk home with THEM,

unless it was behind 'em, like any other servant out of livery?'

 

'Come!' cried Tom, 'I see that you had better get off the stile, and

let me pursue my way home. Make room for me, if you please.'

 

'Don't think it!' said Jonas, spreading out his legs. 'Not till I

choose. And I don't choose now. What! You're afraid of my making

you split upon some of your babbling just now, are you, Sneak?'

 

'I am not afraid of many things, I hope,' said Tom; 'and certainly

not of anything that you will do. I am not a tale-bearer, and I

despise all meanness. You quite mistake me. Ah!' cried Tom,

indignantly. 'Is this manly from one in your position to one in

mine? Please to make room for me to pass. The less I say, the

better.'

 

'The less you say!' retorted Jonas, dangling his legs the more, and

taking no heed of this request. 'You say very little, don't you?

Ecod, I should like to know what goes on between you and a vagabond

member of my family. There's very little in that too, I dare say!'

 

'I know no vagabond member of your family,' cried Tom, stoutly,

 

'You do!' said Jonas.

 

'I don't,' said Tom. 'Your uncle's namesake, if you mean him, is no

vagabond. Any comparison between you and him'--Tom snapped his

fingers at him, for he was rising fast in wrath--'is immeasurably to

your disadvantage.'

 

'Oh indeed!' sneered Jonas. 'And what do you think of his deary--

his beggarly leavings, eh, Mister Pinch?'

 

'I don't mean to say another word, or stay here another instant,'

replied Tom.

 

'As I told you before, you're a liar,' said Jonas, coolly. 'You'll

stay here till I give you leave to go. Now, keep where you are,

will you?'

 

He flourished his stick over Tom's head; but in a moment it was

spinning harmlessly in the air, and Jonas himself lay sprawling in

the ditch. In the momentary struggle for the stick, Tom had brought

it into violent contact with his opponent's forehead; and the blood

welled out profusely from a deep cut on the temple. Tom was first

apprised of this by seeing that he pressed his handkerchief to the

wounded part, and staggered as he rose, being stunned.

 

'Are you hurt?' said Tom. 'I am very sorry. Lean on me for a

moment. You can do that without forgiving me, if you still bear me

malice. But I don't know why; for I never offended you before we

met on this spot.'

 

He made him no answer; not appearing at first to understand him, or

even to know that he was hurt, though he several times took his

handkerchief from the cut to look vacantly at the blood upon it.

After one of these examinations, he looked at Tom, and then there

was an expression in his features, which showed that he understood

what had taken place, and would remember it.

 

Nothing more passed between them as they went home. Jonas kept a

little in advance, and Tom Pinch sadly followed, thinking of the

grief which the knowledge of this quarrel must occasion his

excellent benefactor. When Jonas knocked at the door, Tom's heart

beat high; higher when Miss Mercy answered it, and seeing her

wounded lover, shireked aloud; higher, when he followed them into

the family parlour; higher than at any other time, when Jonas spoke.

 

'Don't make a noise about it,' he said. 'It's nothing worth

mentioning. I didn't know the road; the night's very dark; and just

as I came up with Mr Pinch'--he turned his face towards Tom, but not

his eyes--'I ran against a tree. It's only skin deep.'

 

'Cold water, Merry, my child!' cried Mr Pecksniff. 'Brown paper!

Scissors! A piece of old linen! Charity, my dear, make a bandage.

Bless me, Mr Jonas!'

 

'Oh, bother YOUR nonsense,' returned the gracious son-in-law elect.

'Be of some use if you can. If you can't, get out!'

 

Miss Charity, though called upon to lend her aid, sat upright in one

corner, with a smile upon her face, and didn't move a finger.

Though Mercy laved the wound herself; and Mr Pecksniff held the

patient's head between his two hands, as if without that assistance

it must inevitably come in half; and Tom Pinch, in his guilty

agitation, shook a bottle of Dutch Drops until they were nothing but

English Froth, and in his other hand sustained a formidable carving-

knife, really intended to reduce the swelling, but apparently

designed for the ruthless infliction of another wound as soon as

that was dressed; Charity rendered not the least assistance, nor

uttered a word. But when Mr Jonas's head was bound up, and he had

gone to bed, and everybody else had retired, and the house was

quiet, Mr Pinch, as he sat mournfully on his bedstead, ruminating,

heard a gentle tap at his door; and opening it, saw her, to his

great astonishment, standing before him with her finger on her lip.

 

'Mr Pinch,' she whispered. 'Dear Mr Pinch! Tell me the truth!

You did that? There was some quarrel between you, and you struck

him? I am sure of it!'

 

It was the first time she had ever spoken kindly to Tom, in all

the many years they had passed together. He was stupefied with

amazement.

 

'Was it so, or not?' she eagerly demanded.

 

'I was very much provoked,' said Tom.

 

'Then it was?' cried Charity, with sparkling eyes.

 

'Ye-yes. We had a struggle for the path,' said Tom. 'But I didn't

mean to hurt him so much.'

 

'Not so much!' she repeated, clenching her hand and stamping her

foot, to Tom's great wonder. 'Don't say that. It was brave of you.

I honour you for it. If you should ever quarrel again, don't spare

him for the world, but beat him down and set your shoe upon him.

Not a word of this to anybody. Dear Mr Pinch, I am your friend from

tonight. I am always your friend from this time.'

 

She turned her flushed face upon Tom to confirm her words by its

kindling expression; and seizing his right hand, pressed it to her

breast, and kissed it. And there was nothing personal in this to

render it at all embarrassing, for even Tom, whose power of

observation was by no means remarkable, knew from the energy with

which she did it that she would have fondled any hand, no matter how

bedaubed or dyed, that had broken the head of Jonas Chuzzlewit.

 

Tom went into his room, and went to bed, full of uncomfortable

thoughts. That there should be any such tremendous division in the

family as he knew must have taken place to convert Charity Pecksniff

into his friend, for any reason, but, above all, for that which was

clearly the real one; that Jonas, who had assailed him with such

exceeding coarseness, should have been sufficiently magnanimous to

keep the secret of their quarrel; and that any train of

circumstances should have led to the commission of an assault and

battery by Thomas Pinch upon any man calling himself the friend of

Seth Pecksniff; were matters of such deep and painful cogitation

that he could not close his eyes. His own violence, in particular,

so preyed upon the generous mind of Tom, that coupling it with the

many former occasions on which he had given Mr Pecksniff pain and

anxiety (occasions of which that gentleman often reminded him), he

really began to regard himself as destined by a mysterious fate to

be the evil genius and bad angel of his patron. But he fell asleep

at last, and dreamed--new source of waking uneasiness--that he had

betrayed his trust, and run away with Mary Graham.

 

It must be acknowledged that, asleep or awake, Tom's position in

reference to this young lady was full of uneasiness. The more he

saw of her, the more he admired her beauty, her intelligence, the

amiable qualities that even won on the divided house of Pecksniff,

and in a few days restored, at all events, the semblance of harmony

and kindness between the angry sisters. When she spoke, Tom held

his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one

entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even

it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had

thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.

 

God's love upon thy patience, Tom! Who, that had beheld thee, for

three summer weeks, poring through half the deadlong night over the

jingling anatomy of that inscrutable old harpsichord in the back

parlour, could have missed the entrance to thy secret heart: albeit

it was dimly known to thee? Who that had seen the glow upon thy

cheek when leaning down to listen, after hours of labour, for the

sound of one incorrigible note, thou foundest that it had a voice at

last, and wheezed out a flat something, distantly akin to what it

ought to be, would not have known that it was destined for no common

touch, but one that smote, though gently as an angel's hand, upon

the deepest chord within thee! And if a friendly glance--aye, even

though it were as guileless as thine own, Dear Tom--could have but

pierced the twilight of that evening, when, in a voice well tempered

to the time, sad, sweet, and low, yet hopeful, she first sang to the

altered instrument, and wondered at the change; and thou, sitting

apart at the open window, kept a glad silence and a swelling heart--

must not that glance have read perforce the dawning of a story, Tom,

that it were well for thee had never been begun!

 

Tom Pinch's situation was not made the less dangerous or difficult

by the fact of no one word passing between them in reference to

Martin. Honourably mindful of his promise, Tom gave her

opportunities of all kinds. Early and late he was in the church; in

her favourite walks; in the village, in the garden, in the meadows;

and in any or all of these places he might have spoken freely. But

no; at all such times she carefully avoided him, or never came in

his way unaccompanied. It could not be that she disliked or

distrusted him, for by a thousand little delicate means, too slight

for any notice but his own, she singled him out when others were

present, and showed herself the very soul of kindness. Could it be

that she had broken with Martin, or had never returned his

affection, save in his own bold and heightened fancy? Tom's cheek

grew red with self-reproach as he dismissed the thought.

 

All this time old Martin came and went in his own strange manner, or

sat among the rest absorbed within himself, and holding little

intercourse with any one. Although he was unsocial, he was not

willful in other things, or troublesome, or morose; being never

better pleased than when they left him quite unnoticed at his book,

and pursued their own amusements in his presence, unreserved. It

was impossible to discern in whom he took an interest, or whether he

had an interest in any of them. Unless they spoke to him directly,

he never showed that he had ears or eyes for anything that passed.

 

One day the lively Merry, sitting with downcast eyes under a shady

tree in the churchyard, whither she had retired after fatiguing

herself by the imposition of sundry trials on the temper of Mr

Jonas, felt that a new shadow came between her and the sun. Raising

her eyes in the expectation of seeing her betrothed, she was not a

little surprised to see old Martin instead. Her surprise was not

diminished when he took his seat upon the turf beside her, and

opened a conversation thus:

 

'When are you to be married?'

 

'Oh! dear Mr Chuzzlewit, my goodness me! I'm sure I don't know. Not

yet awhile, I hope.'

 

'You hope?' said the old man.

 

It was very gravely said, but she took it for banter, and giggled

excessively.

 

'Come!' said the old man, with unusual kindness, 'you are young,

good-looking, and I think good-natured! Frivolous you are, and love

to be, undoubtedly; but you must have some heart.'

 

'I have not given it all away, I can tell you,' said Merry, nodding

her head shrewdly, and plucking up the grass.

 

'Have you parted with any of it?'

 

She threw the grass about, and looked another way, but said nothing.

 

Martin repeated his question.

 

'Lor, my dear Mr Chuzzlewit! really you must excuse me! How very odd

you are.'

 

'If it be odd in me to desire to know whether you love the young man

whom I understand you are to marry, I AM very odd,' said Martin.

'For that is certainly my wish.'

 

'He's such a monster, you know,' said Merry, pouting.

 

'Then you don't love him?' returned the old man. 'Is that your

meaning?'

 

'Why, my dear Mr Chuzzlewit, I'm sure I tell him a hundred times a

day that I hate him. You must have heard me tell him that.'

 

'Often,' said Martin.

 

'And so I do,' cried Merry. 'I do positively.'

 

'Being at the same time engaged to marry him,' observed the old man.

 

'Oh yes,' said Merry. 'But I told the wretch--my dear Mr

Chuzzlewit, I told him when he asked me--that if I ever did marry

him, it should only be that I might hate and tease him all my life.'

 

She had a suspicion that the old man regarded Jonas with anything

but favour, and intended these remarks to be extremely captivating.

He did not appear, however, to regard them in that light by any

means; for when he spoke again, it was in a tone of severity.

 

'Look about you,' he said, pointing to the graves; 'and remember

that from your bridal hour to the day which sees you brought as low

as these, and laid in such a bed, there will be no appeal against

him. Think, and speak, and act, for once, like an accountable

creature. Is any control put upon your inclinations? Are you

forced into this match? Are you insidiously advised or tempted to

contract it, by any one? I will not ask by whom; by any one?'

 

'No,' said Merry, shrugging her shoulders. 'I don't know that I

am.'

 

'Don't know that you are! Are you?'

 

'No,' replied Merry. 'Nobody ever said anything to me about it. If

any one had tried to make me have him, I wouldn't have had him at

all.'

 

'I am told that he was at first supposed to be your sister's

admirer,' said Martin.

 

'Oh, good gracious! My dear Mr Chuzzlewit, it would be very hard to

make him, though he IS a monster, accountable for other people's

vanity,' said Merry. 'And poor dear Cherry is the vainest darling!'

 

'It was her mistake, then?'

 

'I hope it was,' cried Merry; 'but, all along, the dear child has

been so dreadfully jealous, and SO cross, that, upon my word and

honour, it's impossible to please her, and it's of no use trying.'

 

'Not forced, persuaded, or controlled,' said Martin, thoughtfully.

'And that's true, I see. There is one chance yet. You may have

lapsed into this engagement in very giddiness. It may have been the

wanton act of a light head. Is that so?'

 

'My dear Mr Chuzzlewit,' simpered Merry, 'as to light-headedness,

there never was such a feather of a head as mine. It's perfect

balloon, I declare! You never DID, you know!'

 

He waited quietly till she had finished, and then said, steadily and

slowly, and in a softened voice, as if he would still invite her

confidence:

 

'Have you any wish--or is there anything within your breast that

whispers you may form the wish, if you have time to think--to be

released from this engagement?'

 

Again Miss Merry pouted, and looked down, and plucked the grass, and

shrugged her shoulders. No. She didn't know that she had. She was

pretty sure she hadn't. Quite sure, she might say. She 'didn't

mind it.'

 

'Has it ever occurred to you,' said Martin, 'that your married life

may perhaps be miserable, full of bitterness, and most unhappy?'

 

Merry looked down again; and now she tore the grass up by the roots.

 

'My dear Mr Chuzzlewit, what shocking words! Of course, I shall

quarrel with him. I should quarrel with any husband. Married

people always quarrel, I believe. But as to being miserable, and

bitter, and all those dreadful things, you know, why I couldn't be

absolutely that, unless he always had the best of it; and I mean to

have the best of it myself. I always do now,' cried Merry, nodding

her head and giggling very much; 'for I make a perfect slave of the

creature.'

 

'Let it go on,' said Martin, rising. 'Let it go on! I sought to

know your mind, my dear, and you have shown it me. I wish you joy.

Joy!' he repeated, looking full upon her, and pointing to the

wicket-gate where Jonas entered at the moment. And then, without

waiting for his nephew, he passed out at another gate, and went

away.

 

'Oh, you terrible old man!' cried the facetious Merry to herself.

'What a perfectly hideous monster to be wandering about churchyards

in the broad daylight, frightening people out of their wits! Don't

come here, Griffin, or I'll go away directly.'

 

Mr Jonas was the Griffin. He sat down upon the grass at her side,

in spite of this warning, and sulkily inquired:

 

'What's my uncle been a-talking about?'

 

'About you,' rejoined Merry. 'He says you're not half good enough

for me.'

 

'Oh, yes, I dare say! We all know that. He means to give you some

present worth having, I hope. Did he say anything that looked like

it?'

 

'THAT he didn't!' cried Merry, most decisively.

 

'A stingy old dog he is,' said Jonas. 'Well?'

 

'Griffin!' cried Miss Mercy, in counterfeit amazement; 'what are you

doing, Griffin?'

 

'Only giving you a squeeze,' said the discomfited Jonas. 'There's

no harm in that, I suppose?'

 

'But there is great deal of harm in it, if I don't consider it

agreeable,' returned his cousin. 'Do go along, will you? You make

me so hot!'

 

Mr Jonas withdrew his arm, and for a moment looked at her more like

a murderer than a lover. But he cleared his brow by degrees, and

broke silence with:

 

'I say, Mel!'

 

'What do you say, you vulgar thing--you low savage?' cried his fair

betrothed.

 

'When is it to be? I can't afford to go on dawdling about here half

my life, I needn't tell you, and Pecksniff says that father's being

so lately dead makes very little odds; for we can be married as

quiet as we please down here, and my being lonely is a good reason

to the neighbours for taking a wife home so soon, especially one

that he knew. As to crossbones (my uncle, I mean), he's sure not to

put a spoke in the wheel, whatever we settle on, for he told

Pecksniff only this morning, that if YOU liked it he'd nothing at

all to say. So, Mel,' said Jonas, venturing on another squeeze;

'when shall it be?'

 

'Upon my word!' cried Merry.

 

'Upon my soul, if you like,' said Jonas. 'What do you say to next

week, now?'

 

'To next week! If you had said next quarter, I should have wondered

at your impudence.'

 

'But I didn't say next quarter,' retorted Jonas. 'I said next

week.'

 

'Then, Griffin,' cried Miss Merry, pushing him off, and rising. 'I

say no! not next week. It shan't be till I choose, and I may not

choose it to be for months. There!'

 

He glanced up at her from the ground, almost as darkly as he had

looked at Tom Pinch; but held his peace.

 

'No fright of a Griffin with a patch over his eye shall dictate to

me or have a voice in the matter,' said Merry. 'There!'

 

Still Mr Jonas held his peace.

 

'If it's next month, that shall be the very earliest; but I won't

say when it shall be till to-morrow; and if you don't like that, it

shall never be at all,' said Merry; 'and if you follow me about and

won't leave me alone, it shall never be at all. There!v And if you

don't do everything I order you to do, it shall never be at all. So

don't follow me. There, Griffin!'

 

And with that, she skipped away, among the trees.

 

'Ecod, my lady!' said Jonas, looking after her, and biting a piece

of straw, almost to powder; 'you'll catch it for this, when you ARE

married. It's all very well now--it keeps one on, somehow, and you

know it--but I'll pay you off scot and lot by-and-bye. This is a

plaguey dull sort of a place for a man to be sitting by himself in.

I never could abide a mouldy old churchyard.'

 

As he turned into the avenue himself, Miss Merry, who was far ahead,

happened to look back.

 

'Ah!' said Jonas, with a sullen smile, and a nod that was not

addressed to her. 'Make the most of it while it lasts. Get in your

hay while the sun shines. Take your own way as long as it's in your

power, my lady!'

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