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Martin Chuzzlewit - Chapter THIRTY-EIGHT Post by :billgluth Category :Long Stories Author :Charles Dickens Date :January 2011 Read :3620

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Martin Chuzzlewit - Chapter THIRTY-EIGHT



In walking from the city with his sentimental friend, Tom Pinch had

looked into the face, and brushed against the threadbare sleeve, of

Mr Nadgett, man of mystery to the Anglo-Bengalee Disinterested Loan

and Life Assurance Company. Mr Nadgett naturally passed away from

Tom's remembrance as he passed out of his view; for he didn't know

him, and had never heard his name.


As there are a vast number of people in the huge metropolis of

England who rise up every morning not knowing where their heads will

rest at night, so there are a multitude who shooting arrows over

houses as their daily business, never know on whom they fall. Mr

Nadgett might have passed Tom Pinch ten thousand times; might even

have been quite familiar with his face, his name, pursuits, and

character; yet never once have dreamed that Tom had any interest in

any act or mystery of his. Tom might have done the like by him of

course. But the same private man out of all the men alive, was in

the mind of each at the same moment; was prominently connected

though in a different manner, with the day's adventures of both; and

formed, when they passed each other in the street, the one absorbing

topic of their thoughts.


Why Tom had Jonas Chuzzlewit in his mind requires no explanation.

Why Mr Nadgett should have had Jonas Chuzzlewit in his, is quite

another thing.


But, somehow or other, that amiable and worthy orphan had become a

part of the mystery of Mr Nadgett's existence. Mr Nadgett took an

interest in his lightest proceedings; and it never flagged or

wavered. He watched him in and out of the Assurance Office, where

he was now formally installed as a Director; he dogged his footsteps

in the streets; he stood listening when he talked; he sat in coffee-

rooms entering his name in the great pocket-book, over and over

again; he wrote letters to himself about him constantly; and, when

he found them in his pocket, put them in the fire, with such

distrust and caution that he would bend down to watch the crumpled

tinder while it floated upwards, as if his mind misgave him, that

the mystery it had contained might come out at the chimney-pot.


And yet all this was quite a secret. Mr Nadgett kept it to himself,

and kept it close. Jonas had no more idea that Mr Nadgett's eyes

were fixed on him, than he had that he was living under the daily

inspection and report of a whole order of Jesuits. Indeed Mr

Nadgett's eyes were seldom fixed on any other objects than the

ground, the clock, or the fire; but every button on his coat might

have been an eye, he saw so much.


The secret manner of the man disarmed suspicion in this wise;

suggesting, not that he was watching any one, but that he thought

some other man was watching him. He went about so stealthily, and

kept himself so wrapped up in himself, that the whole object of his

life appeared to be, to avoid notice and preserve his own mystery.

Jonas sometimes saw him in the street, hovering in the outer office,

waiting at the door for the man who never came, or slinking off with

his immovable face and drooping head, and the one beaver glove

dangling before him; but he would as soon have thought of the cross

upon the top of St. Paul's Cathedral taking note of what he did, or

slowly winding a great net about his feet, as of Nadgett's being

engaged in such an occupation.


Mr Nadgett made a mysterious change about this time in his

mysterious life: for whereas he had, until now, been first seen

every morning coming down Cornhill, so exactly like the Nadgett of

the day before as to occasion a popular belief that he never went to

bed or took his clothes off, he was now first seen in Holborn,

coming out of Kingsgate Street; and it was soon discovered that he

actually went every morning to a barber's shop in that street to get

shaved; and that the barber's name was Sweedlepipe. He seemed to

make appointments with the man who never came, to meet him at this

barber's; for he would frequently take long spells of waiting in the

shop, and would ask for pen and ink, and pull out his pocket-book,

and be very busy over it for an hour at a time. Mrs Gamp and Mr

Sweedlepipe had many deep discoursings on the subject of this

mysterious customer; but they usually agreed that he had speculated

too much and was keeping out of the way.


He must have appointed the man who never kept his word, to meet him

at another new place too; for one day he was found, for the first

time, by the waiter at the Mourning Coach-Horse, the House-of-call

for Undertakers, down in the City there, making figures with a pipe-

stem in the sawdust of a clean spittoon; and declining to call for

anything, on the ground of expecting a gentleman presently. As the

gentleman was not honourable enough to keep his engagement, he came

again next day, with his pocket-book in such a state of distention

that he was regarded in the bar as a man of large property. After

that, he repeated his visits every day, and had so much writing to

do, that he made nothing of emptying a capacious leaden inkstand in

two sittings. Although he never talked much, still, by being there

among the regular customers, he made their acquaintance. and in

course of time became quite intimate with Mr Tacker, Mr Mould's

foreman; and even with Mr Mould himself, who openly said he was a

long-headed man, a dry one, a salt fish, a deep file, a rasper; and

made him the subject of many other flattering encomiums.


At the same time, too, he told the people at the Assurance Office,

in his own mysterious way, that there was something wrong (secretly

wrong, of course) in his liver, and that he feared he must put

himself under the doctor's hands. He was delivered over to Jobling

upon this representation; and though Jobling could not find out

where his liver was wrong, wrong Mr Nadgett said it was; observing

that it was his own liver, and he hoped he ought to know.

Accordingly, he became Mr Jobling's patient; and detailing his

symptoms in his slow and secret way, was in and out of that

gentleman's room a dozen times a day.


As he pursued all these occupations at once; and all steadily; and

all secretly; and never slackened in his watchfulness of everything

that Mr Jonas said and did, and left unsaid and undone; it is not

improbable that they were, secretly, essential parts of some great

scheme which Mr Nadgett had on foot.


It was on the morning of this very day on which so much had happened

to Tom Pinch, that Nadgett suddenly appeared before Mr Montague's

house in Pall Mall--he always made his appearance as if he had that

moment come up a trap--when the clocks were striking nine. He rang

the bell in a covert under-handed way, as though it were a

treasonable act; and passed in at the door, the moment it was opened

wide enough to receive his body. That done, he shut it immediately

with his own hands.


Mr Bailey, taking up his name without delay, returned with a request

that he would follow him into his master's chamber. The chairman of

the Anglo-Bengalee Disinterested Loan and Life Assurance Board was

dressing, and received him as a business person who was often

backwards and forwards, and was received at all times for his

business' sake.


'Well, Mr Nadgett?'


Mr Nadgett put his hat upon the ground and coughed. The boy having

withdrawn and shut the door, he went to it softly, examined the

handle, and returned to within a pace or two of the chair in which

Mr Montague sat.


'Any news, Mr Nadgett?'


'I think we have some news at last, sir.'


'I am happy to hear it. I began to fear you were off the scent, Mr



'No, sir. It grows cold occasionally. It will sometimes. We can't

help that.'


'You are truth itself, Mr Nadgett. Do you report a great success?'


'That depends upon your judgment and construction of it,' was his

answer, as he put on his spectacles.


'What do you think of it yourself? Have you pleased yourself?'


Mr Nadgett rubbed his hands slowly, stroked his chin, looked round

the room, and said, 'Yes, yes, I think it's a good case. I am

disposed to think it's a good case. Will you go into it at once?'


'By all means.'


Mr Nadgett picked out a certain chair from among the rest, and

having planted it in a particular spot, as carefully as if he had

been going to vault over it, placed another chair in front of it;

leaving room for his own legs between them. He then sat down in

chair number two, and laid his pocket-book, very carefully, on chair

number one. He then untied the pocket-book, and hung the string

over the back of chair number one. He then drew both the chairs a

little nearer Mr Montague, and opening the pocket-book spread out

its contents. Finally he selected a certain memorandum from the

rest, and held it out to his employer, who, during the whole of

these preliminary ceremonies, had been making violent efforts to

conceal his impatience.


'I wish you wouldn't be so fond of making notes, my excellent

friend,' said Tigg Montague with a ghastly smile. 'I wish you would

consent to give me their purport by word of mouth.'


'I don't like word of mouth,' said Mr Nadgett gravely. 'We never

know who's listening.'


Mr Montague was going to retort, when Nadgett handed him the paper,

and said, with quiet exultation in his tone, 'We'll begin at the

beginning, and take that one first, if you please, sir.'


The chairman cast his eyes upon it, coldly, and with a smile which

did not render any great homage to the slow and methodical habits of

his spy. But he had not read half-a-dozen lines when the expression

of his face began to change, and before he had finished the perusal

of the paper, it was full of grave and serious attention.


'Number Two,' said Mr Nadgett, handing him another, and receiving

back the first. 'Read Number Two, sir, if you please. There is

more interest as you go on.'


Tigg Montague leaned backward in his chair, and cast upon his

emissary such a look of vacant wonder (not unmingled with alarm),

that Mr Nadgett considered it necessary to repeat the request he had

already twice preferred; with the view to recalling his attention to

the point in hand. Profiting by the hint, Mr Montague went on with

Number Two, and afterwards with Numbers Three, and Four, and Five,

and so on.


These documents were all in Mr Nadgett's writing, and were

apparently a series of memoranda, jotted down from time to time upon

the backs of old letters, or any scrap of paper that came first to

hand. Loose straggling scrawls they were, and of very uninviting

exterior; but they had weighty purpose in them, if the chairman's

face were any index to the character of their contents.


The progress of Mr Nadgett's secret satisfaction arising out of the

effect they made, kept pace with the emotions of the reader. At

first, Mr Nadgett sat with his spectacles low down upon his nose,

looking over them at his employer, and nervously rubbing his hands.

After a little while, he changed his posture in his chair for one of

greater ease, and leisurely perused the next document he held ready

as if an occasional glance at his employer's face were now enough

and all occasion for anxiety or doubt were gone. And finally he

rose and looked out of the window, where he stood with a triumphant

air until Tigg Montague had finished.


'And this is the last, Mr Nadgett!' said that gentleman, drawing a

long breath.


'That, sir, is the last.'


'You are a wonderful man, Mr Nadgett!'


'I think it is a pretty good case,' he returned as he gathered up

his papers. 'It cost some trouble, sir.'


'The trouble shall be well rewarded, Mr Nadgett.' Nadgett bowed.

'There is a deeper impression of Somebody's Hoof here, than I had

expected, Mr Nadgett. I may congratulate myself upon your being

such a good hand at a secret.'


'Oh! nothing has an interest to me that's not a secret,' replied

Nadgett, as he tied the string about his pocket-book, and put it up.

'It always takes away any pleasure I may have had in this inquiry

even to make it known to you.'


'A most invaluable constitution,' Tigg retorted. 'A great gift for

a gentleman employed as you are, Mr Nadgett. Much better than

discretion; though you possess that quality also in an eminent

degree. I think I heard a double knock. Will you put your head out

of window, and tell me whether there is anybody at the door?'


Mr Nadgett softly raised the sash, and peered out from the very

corner, as a man might who was looking down into a street from

whence a brisk discharge of musketry might be expected at any

moment. Drawing in his head with equal caution, he observed, not

altering his voice or manner:


'Mr Jonas Chuzzlewit!'


'I thought so,' Tigg retorted.


'Shall I go?'


'I think you had better. Stay though! No! remain here, Mr Nadgett,

if you please.'


It was remarkable how pale and flurried he had become in an instant.

There was nothing to account for it. His eye had fallen on his

razors; but what of them!


Mr Chuzzlewit was announced.


'Show him up directly. Nadgett! don't you leave us alone together.

Mind you don't, now! By the Lord!' he added in a whisper to himself:

'We don't know what may happen.'


Saying this, he hurriedly took up a couple of hair-brushes, and

began to exercise them on his own head, as if his toilet had not

been interrupted. Mr Nadgett withdrew to the stove, in which there

was a small fire for the convenience of heating curling-irons; and

taking advantage of so favourable an opportunity for drying his

pocket-handkerchief, produced it without loss of time. There he

stood, during the whole interview, holding it before the bars, and

sometimes, but not often, glancing over his shoulder.


'My dear Chuzzlewit!' cried Montague, as Jonas entered. 'You rise

with the lark. Though you go to bed with the nightingale, you rise

with the lark. You have superhuman energy, my dear Chuzzlewit!'


'Ecod!' said Jonas, with an air of langour and ill-humour, as he

took a chair, 'I should be very glad not to get up with the lark, if

I could help it. But I am a light sleeper; and it's better to be up

than lying awake, counting the dismal old church-clocks, in bed.'


'A light sleeper!' cried his friend. 'Now, what is a light sleeper?

I often hear the expression, but upon my life I have not the least

conception what a light sleeper is.'


'Hallo!' said Jonas, 'Who's that? Oh, old what's-his-name: looking

(as usual) as if he wanted to skulk up the chimney.'


'Ha, ha! I have no doubt he does.'


'Well! He's not wanted here, I suppose,' said Jonas. 'He may go,

mayn't he?'


'Oh, let him stay, let him stay!' said Tigg. 'He's a mere piece of

furniture. He has been making his report, and is waiting for

further orders. He has been told,' said Tigg, raising his voice,

'not to lose sight of certain friends of ours, or to think that he

has done with them by any means. He understands his business.'


'He need,' replied Jonas; 'for of all the precious old dummies in

appearance that I ever saw, he's about the worst. He's afraid of

me, I think.'


'It's my belief,' said Tigg, 'that you are Poison to him. Nadgett!

give me that towel!'


He had as little occasion for a towel as Jonas had for a start. But

Nadgett brought it quickly; and, having lingered for a moment, fell

back upon his old post by the fire.


'You see, my dear fellow,' resumed Tigg, 'you are too--what's the

matter with your lips? How white they are!'


'I took some vinegar just now,' said Jonas. 'I had oysters for my

breakfast. Where are they white?' he added, muttering an oath, and

rubbing them upon his handkerchief. 'I don't believe they ARE



'Now I look again, they are not,' replied his friend. 'They are

coming right again.'


'Say what you were going to say,' cried Jonas angrily, 'and let my

face be! As long as I can show my teeth when I want to (and I can do

that pretty well), the colour of my lips is not material.'


'Quite true,' said Tigg. 'I was only going to say that you are too

quick and active for our friend. He is too shy to cope with such a

man as you, but does his duty well. Oh, very well! But what is a

light sleeper?'


'Hang a light sleeper!' exclaimed Jonas pettishly.


'No, no,' interrupted Tigg. 'No. We'll not do that.'


'A light sleeper ain't a heavy one,' said Jonas in his sulky way;

'don't sleep much, and don't sleep well, and don't sleep sound.'


'And dreams,' said Tigg, 'and cries out in an ugly manner; and when

the candle burns down in the night, is in an agony; and all that

sort of thing. I see!'


They were silent for a little time. Then Jonas spoke:


'Now we've done with child's talk, I want to have a word with you.

I want to have a word with you before we meet up yonder to-day.

I am not satisfied with the state of affairs.'


'Not satisfied!' cried Tigg. 'The money comes in well.'


'The money comes in well enough,' retorted Jonas, 'but it don't come

out well enough. It can't be got at easily enough. I haven't

sufficient power; it is all in your hands. Ecod! what with one of

your by-laws, and another of your by-laws, and your votes in this

capacity, and your votes in that capacity, and your official rights,

and your individual rights, and other people's rights who are only

you again, there are no rights left for me. Everybody else's rights

are my wrongs. What's the use of my having a voice if it's always

drowned? I might as well be dumb, and it would be much less

aggravating. I'm not a-going to stand that, you know.'


'No!' said Tigg in an insinuating tone.


'No!' returned Jonas, 'I'm not indeed. I'll play old Gooseberry

with the office, and make you glad to buy me out at a good high

figure, if you try any of your tricks with me.'


'I give you my honour--' Montague began.


'Oh! confound your honour,' interrupted Jonas, who became more

coarse and quarrelsome as the other remonstrated, which may have

been a part of Mr Montague's intention; 'I want a little more

control over the money. You may have all the honour, if you like;

I'll never bring you to book for that. But I'm not a-going to stand

it, as it is now. If you should take it into your honourable head

to go abroad with the bank, I don't see much to prevent you. Well!

That won't do. I've had some very good dinners here, but they'd

come too dear on such terms; and therefore, that won't do.'


'I am unfortunate to find you in this humour,' said Tigg, with a

remarkable kind of smile; 'for I was going to propose to you--for

your own advantage; solely for your own advantage--that you should

venture a little more with us.'


'Was you, by G--?' said Jonas, with a short laugh.


'Yes. And to suggest,' pursued Montague, 'that surely you have

friends; indeed, I know you have; who would answer our purpose

admirably, and whom we should be delighted to receive.'


'How kind of you! You'd be delighted to receive 'em, would you?'

said Jonas, bantering.


'I give you my sacred honour, quite transported. As your friends,



'Exactly,' said Jonas; 'as my friends, of course. You'll be very

much delighted when you get 'em, I have no doubt. And it'll be all

to my advantage, won't it?'


'It will be very much to your advantage,' answered Montague poising

a brush in each hand, and looking steadily upon him. 'It will be

very much to your advantage, I assure you.'


'And you can tell me how,' said Jonas, 'can't you?'


'SHALL I tell you how?' returned the other.


'I think you had better,' said Jonas. 'Strange things have been

done in the Assurance way before now, by strange sorts of men,

and I mean to take care of myself.'


'Chuzzlewit!' replied Montague, leaning forward, with his arms upon

his knees, and looking full into his face. 'Strange things have

been done, and are done every day; not only in our way, but in a

variety of other ways; and no one suspects them. But ours, as you

say, my good friend, is a strange way; and we strangely happen,

sometimes, to come into the knowledge of very strange events.'


He beckoned to Jonas to bring his chair nearer; and looking slightly

round, as if to remind him of the presence of Nadgett, whispered in

his ear.


From red to white; from white to red again; from red to yellow; then

to a cold, dull, awful, sweat-bedabbled blue. In that short

whisper, all these changes fell upon the face of Jonas Chuzzlewit;

and when at last he laid his hand upon the whisperer's mouth,

appalled, lest any syllable of what he said should reach the ears of

the third person present, it was as bloodless and as heavy as the

hand of Death.


He drew his chair away, and sat a spectacle of terror, misery, and

rage. He was afraid to speak, or look, or move, or sit still.

Abject, crouching, and miserable, he was a greater degradation to

the form he bore, than if he had been a loathsome wound from head to



His companion leisurely resumed his dressing, and completed it,

glancing sometimes with a smile at the transformation he had

effected, but never speaking once.


'You'll not object,' he said, when he was quite equipped, 'to

venture further with us, Chuzzlewit, my friend?'


His pale lips faintly stammered out a 'No.'


'Well said! That's like yourself. Do you know I was thinking

yesterday that your father-in-law, relying on your advice as a man

of great sagacity in money matters, as no doubt you are, would join

us, if the thing were well presented to him. He has money?'


'Yes, he has money.'


'Shall I leave Mr Pecksniff to you? Will you undertake for Mr



'I'll try. I'll do my best.'


'A thousand thanks,' replied the other, clapping him upon the

shoulder. 'Shall we walk downstairs? Mr Nadgett! Follow us, if

you please.'


They went down in that order. Whatever Jonas felt in reference to

Montague; whatever sense he had of being caged, and barred, and

trapped, and having fallen down into a pit of deepest ruin;

whatever thoughts came crowding on his mind even at that early time,

of one terrible chance of escape, of one red glimmer in a sky of

blackness; he no more thought that the slinking figure half-a-dozen

stairs behind him was his pursuing Fate, than that the other figure

at his side was his Good Angel.

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