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Why Single Men Don't Cook Post by :geoall28 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4667

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Why Single Men Don't Cook

One evening, two confirmed bachelors were talking when the conversation eventually drifted from sports to politics, and then on to cooking.

The first guy said, "I got a cookbook once, but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy stuff in it, eh?" asked the other bachelor.

"You said it." the first guy replied. "Every one of those recipes began the same way, 'Take a clean dish . . .' "

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