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Why Men Are Better Than Dogs Post by :biz2000 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2642

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Why Men Are Better Than Dogs

Men only have two feet to track in mud.

Men can buy you presents.

Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.

Men are a little bit more subtle.

Men don't eat cat poop on the sly.

Men open their own cans.

Dogs have dog breath all the time.

Men can do math stuff.

Holiday Inns accept men.

Men are so much more fun to dry off after a bath!

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