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Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Where Does It Hurt?
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trappedandbleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some
questions?
Girl: OK
Medic: What's your name?
Girl: Sharon
Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?
Sharon: Yes
Medic: Where are you bleeding from?
Sharon: Romford, mate?
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