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Valentines Day For Men Post by :Martha_Stevens Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1792

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Valentines Day For Men

This is very important and needs to be spread around in order for it toed holiday, but atworst should be passed around in order for this to become a "men's" specialday.

Don't let this one die. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for yourwife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows andany other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, uniquegift that will show your wife or Girlfriend that you really love them morethan anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret...guys really don't enjoythis that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right ispriceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat andconsideration.

Another secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's nospecial holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men intheir life.

Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed toadmit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created... March 20th is now officially...

"Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created soyou ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

Nocards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holidayexplains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak & Blowjob Day" will usherin a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder inFebruary to ensure a more memorable March!

It's like a perpetual lovemachine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a littlepush to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love andpeace to this crazy world.

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What A Woman Says (translated) What A Woman Says (translated)

What A Woman Says (translated)
"This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MONblah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND Iblah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHESblah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men

Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly) 5. I don't date women where I work.) (You're ugly) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly)