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Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men Post by :Aura_Yoga Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2023

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Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work.) (You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly)

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