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Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman

10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . .

You can buy a silencer for a handgun

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