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Three Boys Post by :skynote Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2763

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Three Boys

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says:" Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says:" Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head.

He then says:" You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"

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