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The Penis - 3 Studies Post by :healthwizard Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :3773

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The Penis - 3 Studies

In 1991, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, Germany decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After three weeks and a cost of around $75.47, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives. The first one says, "My husband is an architect. When we make love it has power, it has form, it has function. It's incredible!" The second woman says, "My husband is an artist. When we make love it has passion, it has emotion, it has vision. It's wonderful!" The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says, "My husband works for Microsoft. When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."

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Q & A
Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds. Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig. Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority. Q: What