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Post by :pobrien
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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The Brothel
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said,
"Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."
Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said,
"Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well."
Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said,
"What a terrible pity... one of the girls must be quite ill."
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