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Stupid Wives Post by :bradlygee Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4668

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Stupid Wives

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sittingin a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid theirwiveswere.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is sostupid.Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don'teven havea fridge to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, butsayshis wife is more stupid. "Just last week, she went out andspent$17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn'teven know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these twowomansound like they both walked through the stupid forestand got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinkshiswife is dumber.

"Ah, it kills me every time I think ofit," hechuckles, "my wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched herpacking her bag, and she must have put about 100condoms in thereand she doesn't even have a dick!"

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