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Stupid Names For Stars' Children

The two worst offenders in this category:

Frank Zappa who called his children Moon Unit 2, Dweezil, Diva, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and glamorous soul diva Diana Ross, who dubbed one of her daughters Chudney Lane?

And there are so many more:-

James Hetfield's son: Castor Virgil

Tony Bennett's son: Daegal

Nikki Sixx's son and daughter: Decker Nilsson and Storm

Bono's son: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q

Sting's son and daughter: Giacomo Luke Sumner and Coco

Aretha Franklin's son: Kecalf

Stevie Wonder's and Syreeta's son: Mumtaz

LL Cool J's son and daughter: Nejee and Tally

Brian Wilson's daughter: Carnie

Snoop Doggy Dogg's daughter: Chordé

Keith Richards' and Anita Pallenberg's daughter: Dandelion

Quincy Jones's daughter: Kidada

Melanie B's daughter: Phoenix Chi

Tanya Tucker's daughter: Presley Tanita

Clay Walker's daughter: Skylor Clay Anne

Nenah Cherry's daughter: Tyson

James Brown's daughter: Yamma

And all that is without dipping a toe in the thespian celebrity pool, where Marisa Berenson calling her daughter Starlite Melody is considered normal, and where Mia Farrow can lumber over a dozen kids with names like Lark Song and Satchel.

But, for sheer "hello I'm a hippy" out-thereness, can anyone beat the Phoenix Clan:-

River Jude Bottom Joaquin Raphael Phoenix, Rain Joan of Arc Phoenix, Summer Joy Phoenix, Libertad Mariposa Phoenix, (her children: Rio Everest Phoenix, Indigo Orion Phoenix and Scarlette Jasmine Phoenix-Asch).

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