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Rules For Finding A Man Post by :Michael_LI Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1969

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Rules For Finding A Man

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.

2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you a good time.

3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

4. It is important that these three men never meet.

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