Full Online Books
Authors Authors Short Stories Short Stories Long Stories Long Stories Funny Stories Funny Stories Love Stories Love Stories Stories For Kids Stories For Kids Poems Poems Essays Essays Nonfictions Nonfictions Plays Plays Folktales Folktales Fairy Tales Fairy Tales Fables Fables Learning Kitchen Learning Kitchen
Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Free Classified Website Without Registration Free Classified Website Daniel Company
Twitter Twitter Add book
Full Online Book HomeFunny StoriesRedneck Birth Control
Famous Authors (View All Authors)
Redneck Birth Control Post by :shamrock Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :5720

Click below to download : Redneck Birth Control (Format : PDF)

Redneck Birth Control

After having their 11th child, an Alabama coupledecided that was enough. They could not afford a largerdouble wide. So, the husband went to his doctor (whoalso treated mules) and told him that he and hiswife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

 The doctor told him that there was a procedure calleda vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctorinstructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it ina beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and countto 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be thesmartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bombin a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a secondopinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tellthem about the procedure for a vasectomy when henoticed that they were from Alabama.

This doctorinstead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb,light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his earand count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't bewrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put itin a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and beganto count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at which point hepaused,placed the beer can between his legs......and resumed counting on his otherhand....

Also works in Tennessee and West Virginia.

If you like this book please share to your friends :

Redneck First Aid Redneck First Aid

Redneck First Aid
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties

You Know You're Trailer Trash When... You Know You're Trailer Trash When...

You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than than your wife You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. If anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!" You go to your family reunion looking for a date. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels You