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Quotes About Dogs Post by :Atkinson Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :3380

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Quotes About Dogs

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? -- Unknown

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. -- Holbrook Jackson

It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear -- Norm, on Cheers

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.-- Unknown

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.-- Unknown

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.-- Gene Hill

In dog years, I'm dead.-- Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.-- Aldous Huxley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.-- Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.-- Sue Murphy

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.-- August Strindberg

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.-- Fran Lebowitz

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!-- Anne Tyler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.-- Rita Rudner

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens -- Abraham LincolnDogs have Owners, Cats have Staff. -- AnonThere are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -- AnonIf a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -- Alfred North WhiteheadCats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, ''I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?'' -- Bette MidlerThe cat could very well

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