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Police Stop Post by :sesam Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2063

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Police Stop

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he is pulled over by the Police.

The police officer approaches him and asks:"Have you been drinking Sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly.It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that made mesuspicious."

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