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Post by :sesam
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Police Stop
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend whenhe is pulled over by the Police.
The police officer approaches him and asks:"Have you been drinking Sir?"
"Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly.It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that made mesuspicious."
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