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Pizza Delivery Post by :montyaustin Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2874

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Pizza Delivery

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that wasunder investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewingthousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite anappetite.

The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor withdelivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The followingtelephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because theywere taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 3 cases of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors.We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back service entranceto deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: We've collected a pool of cash.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: Yes.Pizza Man: With guns?

Agent: That's right. Now, can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas tothe service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: No f-in' way.*Click*

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