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Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Orgasms
A Essex girl and a Surrey girl were discussing their boyfriends:Surrey girl: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Essex girl: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Surrey girl: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Essex girl: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you meant with one guy.
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