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Orgasms Post by :65180 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4264

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Orgasms

A Essex girl and a Surrey girl were discussing their boyfriends:

Surrey girl: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!

Essex girl: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.

Surrey girl: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

Essex girl: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you meant with one guy.

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