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Oil Shortage Post by :Johnnee Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2781

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Oil Shortage

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an energy shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is purely geographical.....

All the oil is in Oklahoma, Texas, and Louisiana. All the dipsticks are in Washington DC

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