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Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Odd Job
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walkedaround her neighborhood, trying to find a job.She met a nice man who said he would giveher work. All she had to do was paint his porch white.He gave her a bucket of paint and left.
He walked into his house, laughing and told hisbrunette wife what he had done.
"Frank, our porch covers half of the house", hiswife replied, "You're so mean!"
Three hours later, the blonde went in thehouse, and gave the bucket of white paint back
to the man.
The astonished man handed her a $100 bill,and asked how she finished it so quickly.
"It takes time, but it was easy." was her reply.
"Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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