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Post by :John_Williams
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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New Math
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:Eskimo Pi2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the
pavement: 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
52 cards: 1 decacards
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at YaleUniversity Hospital: 1 I.V. League
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