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More 'men Are Like...' Post by :slowwalker Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1442

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Men Are Like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men Are Like Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men Are Like Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men Are Like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men Are Like Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men Are Like Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men Are Like Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men Are Like Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men Are Like Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

Men Are Like Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men Are Like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men Are Like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men Are Like Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

Men Are Like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men Are Like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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