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Medical Quickies Post by :thunder Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2559

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Medical Quickies

A guy goes to the doctors and says "Sometimes I feel like a teepee and others a wigwam."

The doc says, "You're two tents."

2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turnsto the other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese.'

A lady walked into a pharmacy & spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," He answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked "I can if I take two," he answered.

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

What's yellow and can't climb stairs?Its my spastic and I'll paint it whatever color I choose

What's blue and doesn't fit?A dead epileptic.

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on how much life insurance the light bulb has!

Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes six visits!

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