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Post by :RichardGrady
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Marooned
Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on an island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.The genie said that he would grant them each a wish. The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.
The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.
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