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Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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I think you need a faceliftChin Tu Fat
Are you hiding a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum Gai
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Ni
It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim
Has your flight been delayed?
Hao long Wei Ting?
An unauthorized execution.
Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King
You are not very bright.
Yu So Dum
I got this for free
Ai No Pei
I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?
Please stay a while longer.
Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived.
Hai Dei Kum
Stay out of sight
Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Sing Ka
Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
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