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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes Post by :5StarPub Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :3591

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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat

Are you hiding a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao long Wei Ting?

An unauthorized execution.
Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King

You are not very bright.
Yu So Dum

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer.
Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived.
Hai Dei Kum

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Sing Ka

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
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