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Kids' Advice Post by :mattj Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :3066

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Kids' Advice

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, 9"

Never tell your mum her diet's not working." Michael, 14

"When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair". Taylia, 10

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, 9

"Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mum when she's on the phone." Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8

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