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Irish Shopping Post by :enq264 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1532

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Irish Shopping

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each
time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar wasfilled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

"' Scuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had
done, "what was that all about?"

"Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.!!!!

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