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How To Handle Stress Post by :GeorgiaBoy Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2197

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How To Handle Stress

1.Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2.Use your Master card to pay your Visa.
3.Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4.When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
5.Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6 Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram.
7.Dance naked in front of your pets.
8.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-school as if nothing was wrong.
9.Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
10.Retaliate for your tax woes by filling out your tax forms in Roman numerals.
11.Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead.
12.Leaf through a national geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
13.Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
14.Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
15.Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your bosses wife.
16.Pay your electric bill in pennies.
17.Drive to work...in Reverse!
18.Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of "The Flintstones" during that important Finance meeting.
19.Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
20.Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
21.Polish your car with earwax.
22.Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
23.Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
24.Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
25.Braid the hairs in each nostril.
26.Write a short story using alphabet soup.
27.Lie on your back eating celery...using your navel as a salt dipper.
28.Stare at people through he tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
29.Make up a language and ask people for directions.
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