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Heart Disease Explained Post by :hlatt Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1518

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Heart Disease Explained

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacksthan the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacksthan the British or Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewerheart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats andsuffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English isapparently what kills you!!!!!

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