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Post by :richall
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Click below to download : God's Gift To Adam (Format : PDF)
God's Gift To Adam
God said: Adam. I'm going to give you a beautiful, loving creature. A great-looking 'woman', with the best body in the universe, the greatest mind on Earth, the will to serve you, cook for you, help you, support you and do your bidding. Woman will be your sex-slave, and yet, she will love you no matter what. She will respect you, and care for you and always always be there for you, loyal, trustworthy, beautiful and willing. And to get this woman, you will have to give me an arm and a leg.Adam. said: Geez, God. That sounds cool. But expensive. What else can I get for a rib?
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