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Essex Girl Q&a 7 Post by :Jason_King Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4039

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Essex Girl Q&a 7

Q. What do you call an Essex girl in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch Manager

Q. How do you amuse an Essex girl for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

Q. How can you tell if an Essex girl has been in your refrigerator?
A. Lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q. What did the Essex girl customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q. Why is an Essex girl like a door knob?
A. 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

Q. Why is an Essex girl like railway tracks?
A. 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and Essex girls have in common?
A. They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q. What does an Essex girl make for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. What did the Essex girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cocka-doodle-doooo", while an Essex girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q. How does an Essex girl commit suicide?
A. She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q. What did the Essex girl say to the physicist?
A. "Why, I just  love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after an Essex girl drives a car?
A. Cause she blows the horn

Q. How do Essex girl brain cells die ?
A. Alone.
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