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Post by :mindout
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Click below to download : Essex Girl Q&a 3 (Format : PDF)
Essex Girl Q&a 3
Q. How do you tell when an Essex girl is having her period?A. She's only wearing one sock.
Q. What's the difference between a computer and an Essex girl?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.
Q. What does the label in an Essex girls knickers say ?
A. NEXT !
Q. Why do Essex girls wear green lipstick?
A. Red means stop.
Q. Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.
Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent Essex girl?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q. What does it mean if you see an Essex girl with square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and the Panama Canal?
A. One's a busy ditch.....
Q. Why do Essex girls write TGIF on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
Q. Why do Essex girls like tilt steering wheels?
A. More head room.
Q. What do you call six Essex girls in a row?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. What do you call a Surrey girl between two Essex girls?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What's the mating call of an Essex girl?
A. Gosh, I'm so drunk!
Q. What's the mating call of a Surrey girl?
A. Are all the Essex girls gone?
Q. What do Essex girls and computers have in common?
A. You don't know what you are missing until they go down on you.
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Q. What is the difference between an Essex Girl and a Cream Egg? A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg !Q. How is an Essex girl like a beer bottle?A. They are both empty from the neck up.Q. What do you call an Essex girl with a whole brain?A. A Golden Retriever!Q. Why do Essex girls wear shoulder pads?A. (Rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q. How do you kill an Essex girl?A. Put spikes in their shoulder pads.Q. How do Essex girls pierce their ears?A. They put tacks in their shoulder pads.Q. Why do Essex
Essex Girl Q&a 4
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Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?A. She opens the car door.Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle? A. Shine a torch into her ear.Q. How can you tell if an Essex girl is having a bad day?A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?A. To keep her ankles warm.Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board ?A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and
Essex Girl Q&a 2
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