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Drunk Driving Post by :stingray Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2972

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Drunk Driving

While walking his beat, a policeman is bemused to find a young man, clearly drunk, staggering about with a key in his hand.

‘They’ve stolen my car,’ the drunk shouts. ‘It was right here earlier on the end of this key.’

‘More importantly, sir,’ says the policeman. ‘Do you know your penis is hanging out?’

‘Oh my God,’ wails the drunk. ‘They’ve got my girlfriend as well.’

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