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Don't You Hate... Post by :jookie Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2848

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...People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.....I knowwhere my watch is, mate, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

...People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire roomfor the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change thechannel manually.

...When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."F*ckin' right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

...When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people dothis? Who and where are they?

...When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No, youretard, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*ckin' floor.

...People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me achoice there, did you, sunshine?

...When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, thenthere has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, thenthere must have been something before it.

...When people say "life is short". What the f*ck? Life is the longestdamn thing anyone ever f*ckin' well does! What can you do that's longer?

...When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus comeyet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?

...People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be." Sowhat did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?

...When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No, it'sreally revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

...People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's animage i really didn't need.

...Mcdonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless youinsert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It's got to be a McChicken Sandwich - just a Chicken Sandwich gets blank looks. Well, I'llhave a McStraw, and jam it in your McEyes, you McTosser.

...When you involved in a accident and someone asks "are you alright?".Yeah, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

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