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Does Your Cat Own You? Post by :waramro Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :2122

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Does Your Cat Own You?

Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
  • Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

  • Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

  • Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?

  • Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

  • Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

  • Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?

  • Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?

  • Does your cat sleep on your head?
    Do you like it?

  • Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?

  • Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

  • Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

  • Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

  • Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

  • Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?

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    Does Your Dog Own You? Does Your Dog Own You?

    Does Your Dog Own You?
    You believe every dog is a lap dog. If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog. You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids. You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog. You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone. You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog. No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dogs). You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself. You have no reservations about kissing your dog

    Top Ten Put Downs Top Ten Put Downs

    Top Ten Put Downs
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