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Beverly Hills Bobbits (sung To The Theme Tune From The Beverly Hillbillies) Post by :menswear7 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :4092

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Beverly Hills Bobbits (sung To The Theme Tune From The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John
A poor ex-marine with his little todger gone
It seems one night after getting' with the wife
She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.

Penis, that is.
Clean cut.
Missed his nuts.

Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car taking' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
Tossed him out the window as she went around a bend.

Curve, that is.
Tossed the nub.
In the shrub.

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
They called out the hounds just to get his weenie back
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.

Found, that is.
By a fence.

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart for long
So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
"A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
And the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny peed.

Whizzed, that is.
Straight stream.
Even seam.

Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court,
With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.

Video, that is.
Case Closed.

Ya'll sleep on your stomachs now, y'hear?

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