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Being A Guy Is Great Because Post by :ultimat1 Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1455

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Being A Guy Is Great Because

Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Wrinkles add character.

A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 

Porn movies are designed with you in mind. 

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?" 

You can throw a ball more than 5 feet. 

One mood, ALL the damn time. 

You can open all your own jars. 

Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.  

You can go to a public toilet without a support group. 

You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 

You can kill your own food. 

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.  

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 

If you are 30 and single, nobody notices. 

Everything on your face stays its original color. 

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 

You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader is coming. 

You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 

You don't have to shave below your neck. 

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 

You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. 

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. 

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. 

The world is your urinal.

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