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Post by :rjbowman
Category :Funny Stories
Author :Unknown
Date :April 2012
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Attraction - New Study
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged & masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man who is on fire with scissors lodged in his temple & a bat jammed up his ass.
Further studies are expected.
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